Occasionally GOF has trouble with pesky critters who invade his vegetable garden, or neighbours who impinge upon his solitude. In Australia you need to have an acceptable reason to own a firearm, have no criminal record, and pass a written safety examination to be granted a licence to use one. Unfortunately an annoying neighbour does [...]
Ever had a brilliant idea that didn’t look quite so good when you sobered up?
Hung Chow calls into work and says, ‘Hey, I no come work today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.’ The boss says, “You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and [...]
Up until the age of 30, like most, I was invincible. Poor health was something that happened to old people and that was no concern of mine. At 31, I presented my skinny little carcase to a late middle age doctor (late, as in advanced, and not as in deceased) for treatment of a clunking [...]
I discovered this while playing with YouTube and it was posted 4 years ago so it’s at least that old. There are a couple in this compilation I haven’t seen.
Most great industries of our world have a recognised Founding Father or Mother. Electricity would not be as it is without Edison and Tesla. David Buick invented enamel bathtubs before messin’ about with automobile engines. So, who is the founding Father of the dairy industry? Which human genius was first responsible for sticking his head [...]
A man goes to his doctor feeling a little ill. The doctor checks him over and says, ‘Sorry, I have some bad news, you have Yellow 24, a really nasty virus. It’s called Yellow 24 because it turns your blood yellow and you only have 24 hours to live. There’s no known cure so just [...]
One of the challenges of being a sweet(?) and innocent young lad recently escaped from the iron grip of the Sisters of Occasional Mercy, is that your fellow male Aussies feel it is their duty to thrust you into a world for of adventure. It all sounds like fun but when you do start drinking [...]
Every so often on the Net you stumble upon something that gladdens your heart. This is one such clip filmed in New York.